Monday, October 8, 2012

13 Ways To Stay Depressed

There are several ways to wallow in depression and here are some suggestions on how to get it done.

•Stay in bed all day.
•Don't eat nourishing food and don't drink any water.
•Concentrate on all of the things that have ever gone wrong.
• Do NOT watch funny movies or funny TV shows.
•Don't go outside unless you absolutely have to.
•Go ahead and compare yourself your 'successful' friends on Facebook.
•Do not keep a clean house.
•Do not try to help anyone else.
•Do not have any hobbies or interests outside of your own head.
•Do feel sorry for yourself.
•Do Play the victim.
•Refuse to take any responsibility for your own life, and instead, blame others.
•And, no matter what, DO NOT seek help from God.

As long as you keep to these habits you will have no problem staying depressed.

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